Saturday, 2 May 2009

Out of India! and the lovely Andaman blog

We managed to get a boat out of india HOORAAHH! This is, strictly speaking, impossible but we managed to get a dive and sail company at the end of their dive season to take us from the Andaman Islands to Thailand, this was a lot more difficult and long winded to sort out than you would think but I will spare you the details, just know that this is not allowed, you can not leave India by boat, none of the ports are designated as exit points, owing to current neighbouring border situations you've got to fly... however we did leave, on a luxury yacht no less, if you're going to do it might as well do it in style.

Part of me wants to say the Andaman Islands were rubbish...no one should go there, nothing to see, the boat crossing was hell (this bit is true, crammed in bunk class with cockroaches running over you all night and hundreds of Indians wretching up phlegm into the bin by your head, awww man, and I will NEVER recover from discovering a great big poo in the shower cubicle, I am damaged). However after the hell that was the (3 DAY) boat journey (did I mention there were little cockroaches running along the dinner table too?!) we spent an amazing week snorkelling in the Andaman Islands which I genuinely believe is THE most beautiful place on the planet. I will exempt the captial Port Blair from this which looks like every other town in India which is none too pretty a sight (man, I don't know how they do it!) but this is a tiny fragment in an otherwise paradise of islands. Seriously, I was nearly crying when I had to leave to catch the boat at the thought that I was leaving my pinnacle of beauty, once in a lifetime never to be repeated experience, pristine coral, crystal clear water, white sand, huge colourful fish everywhere, hut at the beach which cost us about 3 quid a day between the two of us. Pretty undeveloped though its starting hence why I am tempted to say the Andaman Islands is pants...don't go.

Amazing though just amazing, I am tempted to learn how to sail just so I can get back there. We could easily have spent a couple of months just exploring the islands, snorkelling, bimbling around in the leech free forests and generally not doing much else. There is nothing else to do, no nightlife, no nothing just up and to bed with the sun but really what more do you need in paradise?

The highlight was snorkelling off south button island which is a tiny little island (more of a boulder with a few trees on top) in the middle of nowhere (took us 1.5 hours on a boat to get there) and its edges just drop straight down to the sea floor which is about 20-25m down. All the way round the undersea wall of the island/boulder is just basically a wall of coral...like HUGE fan corals teeming with amazing, beautiful and fairly sizeable fish, so colourful, just calmly swimming around not caring about you at all, and the clarity of the water was something else, visibility from top to bottom and right out. At one point I even had a little yellow and black fish slipstreaming me for protection or fun, and though he was mostly just swimming under my chin, now and again he would be right in front of my mask, cool as but somewhat obscuring my vision and making me laugh which doesn't help keep the sea out of your snorkel. Between that, the crunching of parrot fish and shoals of giant travelli (which in shallower water would have scared the pants off me) it was something else, really. Fortunatley it was a luxury yacht that took us away so the pain of leaving was compensated for slightly.

I hope to return one day, mainly to snorkel and walk in the forest though perhaps to dive and see if I can hang out where the big stuff lives...but for the minute I shall content myself with knowing that we made it, out of India, via the Andaman and onwards to Asia with the no flying rule in tact. The bikes were a bit rusty from all that time at sea but with a bit of tlc they're still going strong and we're in Thailand. I'm feeling pretty darned pleased about that.

txx

Sunday, 29 March 2009

India in Images

India, how I have loved it and contrary to popular opinion, which included "oh my god, please, please, don't cycle in India", it has been great for cycling... if you stick to the minor roads not on our consistantly erronous map that is.

Don't get me wrong there are times when you could have spotted me evil eyed, marching down the road, or speeding off on my bike muttering under my breath oh so quietly... 'man, i hate india'... because the things that can make it so exhilirating can also really p*ss me off. But overall, I love it.

And the reasons I have loved it:
Stunning landscapes, temples and temple life, crazy, crazy colourful people in colourful villages with colourful livestock, consistantly doing nuts stuff like squeezing a family of 5 onto a 'hero' honda motorbike (please do not try this at home, tis very dangerous indeed) or hanging seemingly impossible wide loads onto bicycles...anything from chickens on the handlebars to coconuts just everywhere, which makes us look like super light packers. I have loved the tuk tuks, food (I am leaving my body to medical science as I am quite frankly super human as I have manged to spend 4 months cycling in India eating at trucker's dhabas which resembled pet shops due to the variety of animal life to be found on the table, under the table, in the kitchen eating out of the cooking pots and picking hairs out of my food daily and didn't drop 2 dress sizes... super human). I have also been much pleased by the wildlife to be seen outside of dhaba's, stopping for pop in rural roadside shacks, cows, camels, elephants, the countryside, the coast, the hills (though only first thing in the morning and late in the evening), dosa's, dosa's, dosa's...
but overall its just pure entertainment to be here.

And those things I will be glad to leave behind, though I'm pretty sure some of this will follow us for some time yet:
Scary bus drivers, 'horn please!' the ONLY sign ALL drivers obey without fail, 'which country madam?', spitting (like they're going to hough up a lung), crowds squeezing round us, staring all the time, drains, picking my way through crap, broken glass, smashed concrete, dead rats, people's laundry etc to walk down the street, being hassled in tourist spots, falling off my bike when i come back to it cos all the gears have been messed with, dodging cow poo - not always successfully, rubbish (read: plastic - the scourge of India) everywhere. And last, but by no means least, I shall be thrilled to leave behind my curry pit.

The pictures are roughly in order from where we entered, Amritsar, to now. We are heading to the Andaman Islands by ferry tomorrow (takes 3 days) to do a spot of snorkelling and work out a route out of this place. Anyway enjoy the pictures, it'll save you going through my flickr site and is nearly like you were there...

The Golden Temple, most holy site of the Sikhs, was just so beautiful, especially when lit up at night. So enchanted by the place we went back every day we were in Amritsar. Music and chanting rings out continuously, though I wasn't to sure about drinking from the holy lake as people were washing in it on the other side.


We traded in our bikes to ride camels across the desert for Christmas. Shown here is The Lip, you'd understand if you saw it, below the lovely Binky (Tchen) who was delightfully well mannered, possessed fluffy ears and a tendency to drag me through thorny bushes ripping my only pair of trousers, they were backed up by Sniff (aka Tony!) who had the ability to smell female camels from miles off and would spit his palate out in a crazed camel mating call. 7 days we travelled across the Great Thar Desert (it would have taken us 2 by bike if we'd gone on the road) but it was amazing to see desert life where the only traffic was other camels.





Ho ho how much did I love this... Karni Mata, favoured Goddess of Deshnok, reincarnated all the bards as rats to deprive death of human souls, so they're all here, the rat bards, being fed milk and eating grains and generally crapping everywhere and running over your feet which is meant to be auspicious and occasionally licking toes which is a little bit of an uncomfortable feeling actually. James felt physically sick afterwards, many of the rats also looked a bit poorly too.


The Great Thar Desert, where the deer and the antelope play (cos no one eats them), goats nibble what scrub there is (as people need to eat something and hey how else do we keep the desert deserty?), families can reach up to about 15 children per couple (who else will tend the goats), women collect water from wells in the brightest colours imaginable (in defiance of the muted desert hues), and the only noise to disrupt the peace is the sound of camels farting (which they do a lot).



Langurs
Originally uploaded by t wi an e
Langurs abound in the trees, in the cities, in the roads with babies clinging on underneath. They are such gentle creatures, they never once bothered us but just looked on in interest, unlike the Macaques which will ferociously stalk and mug you for your water bottle.



Mt Abu
Originally uploaded by t wi an e
India has been a breathtakingly beautiful country to cycle through with landscapes ranging from desert to forest and lots in between. Sadly it has a serious smog problem in cities combined with particles being blown up from the dusty plains, but hell, its still stunning. Mostly due to the Hindu religion's respect for most living creatures, as some deity somewhere loves them, there is plenty of wildlife still abounding making it a dream country for people like us...and James has been ticking off new bird spots almost daily.



James loves Thali
Originally uploaded by t wi an e
Thali, tis like an all you can eat buffet (generally termed simply 'meals' the further south you go). Perfect for hungry cyclists though regular consumption has left me with an unquenchable chutney and papad addiction. YUM! Note the heavy coat wearing, this was taken in Mount Abu in January where it was absolutely freezing, not improved by me choosing a room with a tin roof (I am now let off from room selection duties), though as soon as we descended the weather turned blisteringly hot and has remained so ever since.



Blue city - Jodphur
Originally uploaded by t wi an e
Jodhpur (home of the baggy/tight riding trousers) has been my favourite Indian city, Jaipur (the pink city ) was just too pushy for me (and i got groped there so wasn't loving that) but Jodhpur just charmed the pants off me with its narrow winding lanes and amazing fort. We also spent a splendid new years eve here with the German motorcycle road trippers we met in Cappadocia, so that made it extra lovely, especially when I got to wear a sari for the occasion instead of my knackered old t-shirt!


Temples have obviously been a huge feature on our trip, they range from simple roadside piles of bricks to exquisitely carved Hoysala creations or mountain top sites of pilgrimage, not sure about my karma but we've trekked a fair way to get there so I must have earned a few points.


Possibly the most beautiful well in the world. These wells are enormous and carved with virtually every Hindu deity, understandable in a country where water is so precious.



If you go to Gujurat go here, Desert Coursers in Zainabad, money raised from staying at the eco resort also helps pay for a school and orphanage and you get to see wild ass, nilgais, and sit on chairs made of cow poo! Happy days.






Gecko
Originally uploaded by t wi an e
Gecko's have had the power to make me scream when running at close quarters in the dark (yes, I am suitably embarrassed by that), but they are the coolest mosquito munchers and may be my favourite common wildlife here except when they become surprisingly vocal in the night.


Temple building, regardless of how exquisite the current temple is, is always ongoing in India, the tapping of stone masons is a regular sound (though concrete is a common replacement).

The Jain's have a policy of non violence, kill nothing or else you will have to come back and live its life... James has a lot of futures as a cockroach, I'll be a fair few mosquitoes and ants... they keep eating me and my biscuits respectively.


Skinny dogs and tuk tuks reign all over india, the tuk tuks have been amazing at times, seriously, they know how to pimp their rides. The dogs however have rarely been amazing, puppies I have renamed stains as huge numbers end up as exactly that on the roads, if they make it through they end up as skinny rake type creatures, often with serious mange issues...I'm not sure what's worse.


Laundry is pounded to clean it whether in the laundry ghats or in the street. I have stuck to scrubbing... at this stage of the trip I don't think my gear could take it.


I reckon this is where most of the laundry in Mumbai comes to, to be beaten into submission, a huge slum has grown up around it simply because its there, but at least the occupants have some form of work. I'm not saying its great, India has a l-o-n-g way to go.


Cricket in India... beautiful, though it was hazardous to watch as some of the informal teams were playing with real cricket balls and there were hundreds of people playing, running through each others games with the odd (foolish in my opinion) football game starting up in the middle.


The Moz...it hath taken its toll throughout the trip, if I was to pack again I'd pack a net.


The most splendid beast in India.


Riding down the Konkan coast was a huge highlight, virtually deserted (and sometimes non existant) roads, stunning paradise coastlines, beautiful villages. Very few people come here and it was a delight to ride, every night camping on the beach and buying freshly caught fish to cook on the sand, as well as dolphin spotting.


Fishing although a way of life here is still pretty low tech. However loads of the catch ends up being sundried over huge areas of fields for fertiliser which can lead to an overwhelming fishy odour. Birds and rather surprisingly cows gorge themselves on the tiny drying bodies (gag)





Goa, it was nice to take a break from India, swim in the sea in a sensible swimming outfit, laze around, eat tofu in black bean sauce, drink beer and sleep. I didn't enjoy the bit where I was violently ill for 4 days to the point where I thought I had Dengue fever but at least I was in a good spot for lying around.


Sometimes the road has been tough.

This was actually the state highway, a rubble track with about a 15 degree incline, it got worse, we turned back... there was 20km of it still to go through tiger country, I think it was the right decision.


and sometimes its not so tough...

Overtaking cow carts in the ghats


...and sometimes its not there at all!

We crossed so many rivers on the Konkan coast, on everything from big ferries to dug out canoes and small private boats, the dug out canoe though was possibly the most 'how the hell do we get on that?!' moment.


Eating on the road is always entertaining once you get used to the health and hygiene of it. This particular breakfast joint had newspapers pasted onto the ceiling and old recycled bits of furniture, it really did look like the wombles hang out, loved it, breakfast was nice too.


Pooja (prayer/offerings to the Gods) being performed at the feet of Lord Bahubali (Jain Temple), the largest monolithic statue in the world apparently, and possibly the most serene place in the world (except when the drummers got going). Sadly I never found out why the men were carrying coconuts around on their heads.


India is indeed crazy and colourful. And I have no idea why the goat was pink, there was a little group of them in a herd...?


These are Karnataka specials, beautifully done.


Not all of the Ghats were this lush but we took a detour past these amazing fields to a wildlife reserve (as I was broken quite frankly) and had a couple of days of looking for tigers (without success), spotting sambar deer (magnificent) and generally just enjoying the beauty and peaceful surroundings, except when there was a scorpion in the sink.


Ooooo if I had a pound for every time we were pursued by boys (young and old) on squeaky bicycles... These bikes were rather shiny and new though, a bit like their owners.



Nandi is the vehicle of Shiva (the destroyer) and is to be found just about everywhere, usually slathered in ghee (refined butter) which can make them look and smell a little bit sweaty. These are the reason for cows being sacred, though still well used to pull carts, produce milk, roam the streets eating newspapers, election posters and plastic bags and if they are little and male to be turfed out alone when very little indeed (though in kindlier spots they can often be found being fed chapati). I took to feeding them our veg peelings. I'll miss the cows.



Tikka powder vendors were doing a roaring trade right before holi, a hindu festival in celebration of spring where people run around chucking coloured powder over each other and the menfolk get a bit pissed. Fortunately for me the locals were a lot more restrained than I was led to believe so I didn't get blathered in powder, which was a bit of a relief as i've only got 2 t-shirts.


We were lucky enough to see Theyyam happening at a temple not far from Kannur. A Theyyam is a performance depicting stories from the Hindu texts which are performed as an offering to the Gods. The performers prepare by doing hours of meditation and wearing HUGE elaborate costumes and make up, the idea is that whilst they are acting out the theyyam they take on the spirit of the deity they represent. People then approach them to ask for advice human to deity, no whispering into the ether here. This was one of the most otherworldy things I have ever seen. Wild dancing, drumming, processions and fireworks and a random snake appearing in the middle of it all freaking everyone right out til the head temple honcho blessed it and it disappeared into the wall under our feet. We watched the whole thing unfold from sunset to midday the next day, being summonned and blessed in the night by actually quite scary deities! Blew my mind it did.



India is Great!
Originally uploaded by t wi an e
Says it all really.


much love
tx

Thursday, 12 February 2009

Pakistan

True to form now that we've been in India a couple of months I'll tell you about Pakistan...

Traveling from Iran (by bus and flagged down pick-up drivers under police escort due to the potential hazard of being kidnapped by Baluchistan drug runners, just the thought of this was possibly the most exciting thing to happen to us in Iran) was for me similar to the moment in the Wizard of Oz when the world suddenly turns from black and white to colour. Iran in the end sadly left me a little cold, although everything is very beautiful (places and the people) it is often very homogenous, exquisitely beautiful but same same, there is little diversity and everyone (a good 99% of the women) pretty much dresses in black, those who know me will know how much I love a bit of colour in my world.


Pakistani bus
Originally uploaded by t wi an e
The moment we crossed into Pakistan the world was instantly a riot of colour (and dust). After our farce of border crossing we had a long dusty wait on the Pakistan side for a bus to take us to Quetta (not so much worry from the drug runners more concern over Taliban activities drove us to public transport). I can't describe how excited I was when I saw the bus. It was truly amazing though typical of Pakistan. A lurid early 70's paint job (it was probably built then), crazy psychedelic interior, all chrome, primary colour plastics and rainbow lighting, Pakistani music issuing forth from a tape which had obviously been wound and rewound so often that the voices where slightly distorted, parcel taped up cracked windows (god knows how they didn't fall out...actually some of them had) and the most amazing Pakistani passengers in great outfits who seemed to all know each other and were clearly looking forward to some kind of social gathering on the fear and loathing disco bus. Get in! To some people this might sound like it was going to be an all night journey through hell, me I couldn't have been more thrilled or entertained.

In the end it was a great ride, though dusty and bumpy and in the night a little bit chilly. The only downside being that unlike National Express there was no toilet (probably for the best really). Now this was fine for the all male passengers getting out to pee at the side of the road but a few hours into the trip and I was in trouble. Part way along the bus stopped at a rest place, James went in and checked out the toilet said it would be fine for me to go in so off I went, I didn't even get to the boundary wall before a guy held his hand up in the universal sign for 'do not take another step lady' and said 'CHADOR'. Bearing in mind that I have just left Iran and am still wearing full hijab as I am in a Muslim country, totally covered, head, arms, ankles the lot in loose fitting, decidedly unsexy clothing, I mean it was good enough for the ayatollah who is not known for his liberal fashion sense... left me standing there with 'F*ING CHADOR!!' running through my mind as well as reminding me exactly where I was both geographically and socially. Furious, embarrassed and desperate to go to the toilet I got back on the bus for another dusty hour bumping along through the dark. Finally the bus stopped again in the middle of nowhere and the men again got out and relieved themselves in the darkness, by now not caring even if I was spotted by every passenger I jumped out to go in the distance but again I was denied and herded back onto the bus with the promise of a toilet coming soon, a further half hour passed before we reached the salvation of a truck stop with a pitch black women's compound and relief. Its stuff like that that makes me so grateful to have been lucky enough to be born in a country where gender and clothing does not generally determine your ability to access a service like a roadside cafe (except of course if you turn up naked).

Our bus stopped in the outskirts of Quetta where the bus driver let us sleep on in the parked bus until the sun came up. From there we biked across town as it was slowly awakening. It was a brilliant ride as we followed a man who guided us to the train station on his bicycle with his little boy huddled in a blanket against the early morning chill straddling the bike rack. It was a delight to watch people begin their day, the cycles, tuk tuks, painted lorries and buses not yet at dangerous proportions, people making tea in the street, washing plates in the street, generally living in the street just made it feel so alive and was a beautiful introduction to Pakistan.

In the end we caught a train from Quetta to Lahore again for safety reasons. As we couldn't get a seat in 1st class we rode in the cheapest crammed compartment there was for the next 24 hours. Despite the seats being numbered and allocated which equates to about 4 people to a bench the benches were absolutely rammed, again I was the only woman there, wedged in the corner looking out the window at the craziness that is Pakistani train stations full of vendors selling unknown foods, tea and painted goats for Eid and the craziness inside the train, pretty much the same but minus the goats.

Trains stop and start seemingly randomly along the track, people (frequently children) get on and off selling everything from boiled eggs (who knows how long ago that was done and how much money can you make selling them for a living?) to salt to rub into your eyes (not speaking a word of Urdu I have no idea what the purpose of this was but the salesman clearly delivered quite an impressive speech about the benefits and people handed over cash for the privilege).

Lahore was great, hugely filthily disgustingly chokingly polluted but amazing. Crazy to move through on a bike (beware the tuk tuks and assorted carts) or on foot, you can't walk on the pavement as they are either a) being occupied by shop stalls b) being occupied by a variety of livestock c) being occupied by sleeping people or d) are covered in human piss and crap (hold your breath and mind your step people) so you must attempt to walk through the grid locked traffic and fumes but STILL it was amazing.

Crammed Old City streets with open drains are vibrant with life and death (chickens are slaughtered in the street whilst their worried chicken friends look on from cramped cages), entire streets are teeming with women dressed in beautiful colourful salwar kameez buying fabric and bangles. And as for the street food, it tasted great but we were both ill within about 24 hours of arriving. YUM.

And a word about livestock...it is everywhere, we were around shortly before Eid a festival in which every family slaughters an animal, Pakistan has a fair few families, as a result there were millions of decorated goats, camels and donkeys obviously no longer pulling their weight and about to cop it, EVERYWHERE. Many of the larger animals would be killed and the meat distributed to the poor.

In the Old City we kept seeing these strange items for sale on a vendors stalls, they were white with a black coating and served up in newspaper with salt. I couldn't work out what they were, was it a fruit or vegetable, did it come from the sea, was it part of an animal, what the hell was it? So I asked the vendor where it came from... a tree? the sea maybe? To which he replied, whilst fixing me with an 'I can't believe you don't know this' look and a raised hand... 'GOD', ahhh, right, that explains it then (for those who are interested I ate one and it turned out to be a water chestnut, embarrassingly I have only ever eaten them in Chinese food or out of a can, I now understand how children can come to believe that milk comes from cartons rather than cows).

Other striking memories are our visit to see/hear Qwalli (devotional Urdu songs). If you ever get a chance to see musicians perform this then do. It is extremely beautiful. For us it was also great to witness culturally, no one dances, just listens except for a chosen few. The musicians themselves were so numerous that they were frequently cut off mid song and shuffled swiftly off the stage for the next group so that everyone could have a chance to perform. The musicians are showered with money throughout (albeit small denominations) and the biggest donators are given more money than they ever gave back to reshower the musicians with a flourish and a dance. Again this is a predominantly male activity but western women are accepted in. We met an American girl who had been learning tabla locally(small drums) and was in fact the first and only women to ever play Qwalli in that hall (which if you had seen such a male dominated sight would have impressed you).

We also went to what has been dubbed Sufi night. Every night in Lahore sufi's gather to dance their way to God to the accompaniment of dhol drumming. One night a week they allow westerners to come in to witness the experience (having seen it I have no idea WHY they would let us in to be a witness to such a thing but I am so glad they did). Picture the scene, we are in a walled courtyard with a burial shrine in the centre, there are small steps leading up to the shrine entrance which are fenced by a little railing which we the lucky foreigners are huddled into (women at the back for our safety, women are not allowed but yet again we are exempted) which in fact gives us possibly the best seats in the place. Radiating out from the shrine and steps across the floors crammed in like really snug sardines are literally wall to wall men sitting cross legged on the floor rolling and smoking hash like machines. These guys are smoking 5 joints at a time and i do mean at the same time, and they just keep on rolling. There is a haze of smoke hovering above the crowd that makes it seem like you are in a smoky den but in fact it is open to the air. The crowd chants, young boys (of about 9) are in there too, leading the chanting at times, the crowd always responding with a resonating AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaLI. Two Dhol Drummers come in, the crowd is squashed back to even more impossibly cramped positions to allow them space, and room for the sufi's. The drummers are brothers, one of them is deaf and feels the vibrations of the other and they drum like nothing I have ever seen or feel I am likely to see again, fast, furious, brilliantly and perfectly, this in itself I'm sure would take you where ever you wanted to go. But not content with these amazing vibrations and serious smoking the sufi's get up and start to move, spinning and shaking, fast and furious like the drums, sweat dripping off the ends of their hair (the whirling dervishes are gentle gentle, these guys are in the mosh-pit), the nightly power cut kicks in, the lights go out but they're never stopping, on and on in the dark with the night sky for light (though its having trouble penetrating the constantly replenished cloud) they alter their state to reach god. Between the drumming, movement and the smoking I'm not sure if they are reaching god but they are definitely on a trip.

The people of Pakistan we spoke to were lovely to us, there are not too many tourists here (compared to India for example) so you get considerably less hassle and people are welcoming though they still advised us to take care and be cautious.


Uncle Pakistan
Originally uploaded by t wi an e
So there you have Pakistan, it was in fact so much more than these few experiences which culminated in our witnessing the border closing ceremony on the Pakistan side, which left me thinking 'Uncle Pakistan' was just about the coolest man on the planet, and we were only really there about a week. I'm so glad we came overland through Pakistan and will one day return hopefully when things are more peaceful.

Friday, 23 January 2009

Iran

One day I am going to tell you about Iran, I really am. Maybe over a glass or two of wine, or a pint of good ale or some freshly brewed coffee (fantasies, fantasies). I did try to write about it but it just kept ending in a frothing rant which is a shame really as both the people and country are largely beautiful.

So here are some positive words and statements to describe Iran (though I could say more): stunning architecture, safer than houses, generousity of people, highly educated population (something like 60% of women study at university though seldom do they use their qualifications), curious friendly people who manage to enquire about you and check all is well whilst respecting your space, Yazd desert city of natural beauty, Persepolis, mosques and mirror work, preservation of monuments and heritage (though the last would need to be discussed, definitely over beer), 'Welcome to Iran' - sometimes the only English words people know, really, how brilliant is that, if you're going to learn something to learn something so heart warmingly positive, well it just pleased me no end.

And the things I didn't like so much (not necessarily in order): religion as a system of government and law, sexual harassment, crazy traffic, being generally harassed for daring to do something as openly sexual as ummm riding a bike, hidden society (for all that secret dangerous stuff...dancing, singing, love and the like), sadly vocal and highly visible minority of moronic slavering misogynistic men (but I can't stand them anywhere), meat meat meat at every meal, that the young people of Iran seem to universally love Celine Dion and Chris De Burgh (seriously, there are sick people out there corrupting innocent minds).

And I will leave you here with a picture taken outside the U.S. Den of Espionage, previously known as the U.S. Embassy, cool name change. And just to clarify no one I met hated America or Americans much at all really, well maybe George Bush but I don't know anyone who liked him much either.

tx

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

The knee saga...


my unbroken patella
Originally uploaded by t wi an e
I mention this a little in my previous post but had no idea of how much it would impact on our trip. Whilst cruising down from the highest pass we have crossed to date on a chilly but beautifully bright morning towards Dogubeyazit with Mount Ararat tantalisingly in view, a group of young boys ran to the side of the road. They were calling 'money, money' at us, as is the customary greeting amongst groups of Kurdish children in eastern Turkey (actually more specifically boys, there are few girls kicking around). Because they were so close I had slowed down my riding speed as I imagine it would be a fairly unpleasant experience to run someone over, I've hit rabbits in a car before, dread to think of hitting a human on a bike.

One of the boys realising no money was forthcoming decided he would take the ribbon attached to my basket instead (tied on a few days previously by another boy at the side of another road, ying/yang). Sadly rather than detaching itself it pulled the front wheel sharply to the side causing me to fall, injuring both knees but one excrutiatingly so.

This led to James pouncing on the one who didn't run away fast enough and roughing him around in the dirt a bit whilst I lay curled in a ball in the road. I'm not condoning roughing up of children but these groups of boys you get out here (this can take in anyone from age 4 - 18) are a serious hazard and after a few months of being chased and hounded by them, them chucking rocks and sticks at you for fun as well as trying to pinch stuff off your bike, weeeeeell you start to think 'actually I am gonna kick your ass man!'.

Anyway to sum up the aftershock of the incident, after being bandaged by the local women with a scrap of material with ducks on, we made it to Dogubeyazit where my knee finally became so swollen it was completely immobile. A week of waiting for it to improve saw no change and we had to get moving so it was with a heavy heart that we got a van to take us and our bikes to Tabriz in Iran. Whilst there we met a couple of other cyclists, one a doctor, the other a physio (seriously, what are the chances of that happening). They then gave the sickening news that actually it was probably going to be 3-4 weeks before I could ride again and that was the best outcome providing xrays showed all was as should be. So we bundled the bikes onto a train to Tehran for xrays to take place and to pick up visas. Thankfully all was well, it was just a waiting game, so we did our tour of Iran as backpackers with bikes. Aside from the inconvenience of backpacking with bikes and panniers (and a stuffed up knee), there was the added expense of transport, hotel bills (I couldn't camp as I couldn't bend my leg to even get in the tent, though Iran is great for camping) and as for the difficulty in using the ubiquitous squat toilets... enough said i think.

More than anything though we really missed riding. On a bus you miss all the bits in between and, actually, I like seeing the bits in between, you see all there is to see along the way, it may not always be great but who ever spotted a gerbil from a bus window?! I also like the time between sights, cycling allows me to process my experiences before I get somewhere new so I can appreciate it with a fresh mind. I don't know how backpackers do it, I'd be suffering from sensory overload, burned out on architechtural wonders and culture shock (I would also probably be in Japan already).

The experience has taught us some lessons in cycle touring though, we have now installed the biggest, fattest, loudest horns we could find to try and deafen people into giving us room and I am on the hunt for a really big stick, so packs of small/teenage boys be warned...